noun. A trained expert in the field of milfology.
Real citation: "Well, why do you think I have a child? I may have one, but have never mentioned that:-? Regardless, is it good to be milf? I'm not a milf hunter or milfologist."
(CandyCane, June 4, 2005, http://22.214.171.124/search?q=cache:4kPksQ6jCdwJ:forum.gorillamask.net/printthread.php%3Ft%3D514%26page%3D51%26pp%3D40+milfologist&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=3&gl=us)
Made-up citation: "Words to leave off your resume: duck butter, fluffy, Juilliard-trained milfologist, unfortunate incident, Pope-licking."