simul-fuck

noun. Fucking abounds. Sometimes, simultaneously.

Real citation: “so, what you are asking for, is a transgenerational simul-fuck?”
(Nov. 15, 2007, http://shortattentionspan.tribe.net/thread/74a211ed-3d0c-444e-84d6-05d4730f16b4#66a9b37f-85b0-4638-8eba-10b86521ec04)

Made-up citation: “A clusterfuck, a simul-fuck, and a castrofuck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Cheney’s been waiting.’”