Thursday, November 01, 2007


noun. A multitude of assitude heretofore unimagined by assologists, buttheads, or civilians.

Related terms: crapitudinousness, funkitudinousness, skankitudinousness.

Real citation: “Lucky Charms, almost uniquely among cereals, possesses an irreducible assitudinousness: it will taste like that whether you immerse it in milk, water, V8, Pennzoil or Fletcher's Castoria.”
(Aug. 31, 2007,

Made-up citation: "Ah, the Phoenix Suns...the NBA team with the least assitudinousness. They are a non-assy oasis in a brown, buttocky sea. Ew."

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