noun. A multitude of assitude heretofore unimagined by assologists, buttheads, or civilians.
Related terms: crapitudinousness, funkitudinousness, skankitudinousness.
Real citation: “Lucky Charms, almost uniquely among cereals, possesses an irreducible assitudinousness: it will taste like that whether you immerse it in milk, water, V8, Pennzoil or Fletcher's Castoria.”
(Aug. 31, 2007, http://www.dustbury.com/backlog/2007/08/why_are_my_flakes_so.html)
Made-up citation: "Ah, the Phoenix Suns...the NBA team with the least assitudinousness. They are a non-assy oasis in a brown, buttocky sea. Ew."