neurospatula

noun. A useful tool for brain surgeons, mindplookers, and cannibal chefs.

Real citation: “Unless it's a NeuroSpatula of Unrelenting Pain, then....... well........”
(March 28, 2006, http://www.sacfurs.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2589&view=next&sid=a3875f7b67617edec71ddbb48d144dd8)

Made-up citation: “Damn it, henchgoon! How many times do I have to tell you to sanitize the neurospatula and exorcism tongs?”