noun. A henchperson who scores higher on the scale than the SAT.
Related terms: henchdork, henchslut, henchgoon, henchvamp, henchdog, henchrat, henchscum, henchidiot, henchbabe, henchmidget, henchho.
Real citation: "His taloned hands curved into fists as he saw the Guardian flicker away, allowing Billy entrance into the caves. "Very well," he grunted. "Let Billy have his quest, let them all have it. .. it won't do any good when we destroy the Aquitian Rangers with Hydro Hog, and Rito and Goldar blow up the Command Center!" he laughed harshly; for once her idiot brother and his stupid henchmoron were doing something right!"
(Cynthia, "The Starlight Crystal," http://www.paladar.com/fanware/room5/charrell32.htm)
Made-up citation: "As Nietzsche said, 'In a man devoted to knowledge, pity seems almost ridiculous, like delicate hands on a henchmoron.'"