henchdoofus

noun. A not-so-intimidating lackey or lickspittle, and a close relative of the hipster doofus.

Real citation: “Superman Returns was very much a "requel" (a term that isn't mine, but I don't recall where I first ran across it) to the 1978 Donner film. Returns even follows the plot structure of the original. As a sequel/homage to the 1978 Donner film, this movie is note perfect (even better than the original nowhere is there a character as annoying as Luthor's henchdoofus Otis)”
(WizO_Sith, July 6, 2006, http://boards1.wizards.com/wotc_archive/index.php/t-660827)

Made-up citation: "Things my apartment needs: a coat rack, a henchdoofus, a smoothie maker, a pinball machine."