Monday, July 09, 2007

love hexadecagon

noun. Sometimes, “love triangle” doesn’t quite cover the romantic possibilities, wacky misadventures, and geometric permutations, which in this case go up to warp factor 16.

Real citation: “Oh, don't even get me started on the love hexadecagon from hell that's on it's way... I just hope all turns out well for Palex.”
(March 30, 2007, Fan Forum, http://www.fanforum.com/f191/hot-chicks-paige-alex-6-because-they-still-have-some-catching-up-do-62795732/index2.html)

Made-up citation: "Note to contributing writers: from now on, orgies, clusterfucks, and cuddle puddles will be referred to as love octagons, love hexadecagons, etc. Consult the appropriate chart as necessary."

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