verb. To lessen the influence of 1) George W. Bush or 2) wild, shit-flinging chimpanzees.
Real citation: “Unfortunately 30% of Americans are this stupid. We need to start some kind of remedial training to de-Chimpify these idiots.”
(April 10, 2007, Think Progress, http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/10/clinton-pelosi-syria/)
Made-up citation: "As a teacher, it's my duty to de-chimpify every child, filling their ripe melons with knowledge, morality, and a government chip. Meep!"