noun. This cousin of the warmonger prefers bouncing breasts and nummy nipples to air strikes and vehicle-borne improvised explosive devices.
Real citation: “Lydia is already napping, the girl was tiiiiiiired. She's been slightly bitchy this morning too. Ok, lets face it, she's been REALLY bitchy this morning. And a boobiemonger too. From 8-now I have nursed her 3 times. Gah.”
(papermuse, July 8, 2006, http://papermuse.livejournal.com/142832.html)
Made-up citation: "Evolutionarily speaking, men are boobiemongers, and primates are bananamongers. Meanwhile, Martians are nanobotmongers. God has a plan for us all."