noun. A unit of fuckery employed by humpologists.
Real citation: “nanofuck -- intense flirting
microfuck -- rubbing up / dry humping
milifuck -- kissing
centifuck -- making out
fuck -- self explanatory
kilofuck -- making love for an hour with candles lit
megafuck -- all night session”
(April 22, 2002, http://www.edmplanet.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-5180.html)
Made-up citation: "You sir, are getting on every last milifuck of my nerves. I abhor your face."