Real citation: “Women were asked to write about their lovers on the dolls (which conveniently come in various penis sizes); exhibit visitors can view the dolls while listening to audio of the women's stories. Emasculicious!”
(July 26, 2005, Gridskipper, http://gridskipper.com/travel/paris/your-girlfriends-little-man-114184.php)
Made-up citation: "My dog's emasculicious surgery did nothing to curtail his hump-happy ways. I sure wish he'd lay off the dogs whose owners I'd like to hump. Awkward!"