noun. Once upon a time, there was a clusterfuck and a douchebag, sitting in a tree…
Real citation: “You’re right, sweetheart: George Bush is an enormous clusterdouche.”
(Wender J. Crinklebank, July 6, 2007, Welcome to the Crinklebank, http://wenderjcrinklebank.vox.com/library/post/goodbye-kitty---an-open-letter-to-darling-daughter.html)
Made-up citation: "Though I appear to the general public as a great humanitarian and friend of the American theatre, my family and neighbors know I am a raging clusterdouche."