adj. Painful in that special place. No, your other special place.
Real citation: “Ohmygod. pottersues has just posted the most horrific fic I've evar seen, evar. It's so terrible it's hilarious. In a really, really soul-hurty way. You've been warned."
(Oct. 15, 2006, http://a-leprechaun.livejournal.com/tag/funny)
Made-up citation: "I woke up that morning, rumpled and soul-hurty, knowing only one truth in the depths of my being: my crotch itches."