Wednesday, July 11, 2007

crotchwad

noun. A crotchier cousin of the smurfwad, jerkfacewad, and non-fugly-blubber-wad.

Real citation: “ok crotchwad, i'll forgive you for not buying your xbox a day earlier. are we sniffing sacks tomorrow? it sounds lovely!”
(June 13, 2007, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=39205905)

Made-up citation: "Thou art a crotchwad, said the Lord to the shepherd. Because the Lord hated those fucking shepherds."

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