noun. A man-chowder-cleansing professional, available for parties. For Bostonians, make that "man-chowda."
Real citation: “Well, duh, you don't write 'jizz mopper' on there! You write something else... like 'Sub-Equatorial Sanitation Specialist' or 'Flooring Sterilization Engineer' or 'Site Despunkifier.' Exercising a little resume creativity can go a long way.”
(Fes, April 21, 2004, MonkeyFilter, http://monkeyfilter.com/link.php/2128)
Made-up citation: "When my guidance counselor suggested freelance writer and site despunkifier as my best career options, I returned to the sage-like counsel of my magic 8-ball."