noun. A culinary, cartoon calorie-bomb, coming soon to a plate near you.
Real citation: “(When Homer Simpson, playing hooky from church on a Sunday, makes a fat, gooey waffle, he doesn't just butter it -- he wraps it around a stick of butter, a death falafel.)”
(Stephanie Zacharek, "The Simpsons Movie," Salon, July 27, 2007, http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2007/07/27/simpsons/)
Made-up citation: "Our lunch special is a death falafel, soup, and coffee. Funeralization expenses included."