noun. A common male cranial-colonic condition.
Related terms: kick-buttitude, needle-buttitude, pain-in-the-buttitude, suck-buttitude, tight-buttitude.
Real citation: “Grady Little shows why Charlie Manuel got the major league managing job first. What an example of utter head-up-his-buttitude.”
(Charlie T., Oct. 16, 2003, Tribe Forum Archives, http://wc1.worldcrossing.com/WebX?128@@.1dde283f)
Made-up citation: "Male obliviousness--known to doctors as congenital head-up-his-buttitude syndrome--can be pleasant for the victims, whose areas of concern are manageably limited."