fellatonic

noun. 1) Metaphorically blowjobical, like your underlings. 2) Literally blowjobistic, like your mama.

Real citation: “(Not attested, on the web or in newsgroups: fellatoric, fellatorian, fellatoriary, fellatistic, fellatonic, fellationistic, fellationical.) People have certainly been creative with English morphology in order to get an adjective related to fellatio.”
(Arnold Zwicky, “The Vocabulary of Toadying,” Jan. 31, 2006, Language Log, http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/002799.html)

Made-up citation: "Craven, toadying, fellatonic young professional seeks a morsel of your kindness and a position in your administration."