Monday, July 23, 2007

Mother Mary on a slice of toast

exclamation. A breakfasty, blasphemous ejaculation fit for use at home and in the community.

Related terms: Mother Theresa on a motorbike, sweet Mother Mary on a motorboat.

Real citation: “Mother Mary on a slice of toast! I thought those were barrettes at first glance! I’ll look, but I SERIOUSLY doubt there’s a thing on earth that’s tackier than that!”
(Jan. 9, 2007, Hooah Wife and Friends,

Made-up citation: "Mother Mary on a slice of toast! I put hotel shampoo on my head this morning, thinking it was hair gel. I am not the most radioactive rod in the power plant."


Anonymous said...

I have used "Jesus Christ on a Bike!" or "Christ on a Bike!" in similar circumstances for years before coming here, so I don't know if it is so original (I did come up with it myself) but I like it, it just feels a bit more vaguely blasphemous....L8r.

Abby-Wan Kenobi said...

I'm enjoying your word-lust-blog, I've got a similar thing going on at if you're interested.

Clusterdouche is going straight into my daily vernacular.