Monday, June 27, 2005

pseudo-boinkage

noun. Quasi-fuckage; semi-intercourse; not-quite-fornication.

Real citation:
H-"So, nothing happened?"
C-"Not really."
H-"Didja boink her?"
C-"Nah."
H-"Any pseudo-boinkage?"
(Pimpdads, http://members.fortunecity.com/pimpdads/quotes.html)

Made-up citation: “True boinkage results in a notch on the bedpost, but after pseudo-boinkage, the bedpost remains sadly unnotched, unstained, unmolested, and unphunked.”

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