Wednesday, June 08, 2005


noun. The quality of having a thin, breakable tallywhacker that does not throb with much manhood but may be useful in taking the SAT.

Related terms: big-dickedness, diminutive dickedness, general dickedness, limp-dickedness, little-dickedness, micro-dickedness, sheer dickedness, small dickedness, thumb-dickedness, weak dickedness.

Real citation: "How about your need to be holier than thou and build yourself up at the expense of others. ALWAYS an indication of pencil-dickedness."
(Kurt Ullman, March 14, 2000,

Made-up citation: "Pencil-dickedness is in the eye of the beholder, and that's bad news for the beholder's eye."

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