Real citation: "LOL! Ya know, if I was stoned, you'd be looking pretty 'hubba hubba'-ish right now. Which would be reason numero uno why I don't get high anymore. OK, maybe reason number two."
(Be4U, Aug 30, 2002, http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.hackers.malicious/msg/b1120926a7ae5a0a?hl=en)
Made-up citation: “Any workplace with a dearth of hubba-hubba-ish employees is bad for me, bad for you, and bad for America. There should be a quota. Let’s spread the pretty around, like warm and delicious pudding.”