verb phrase. Do something mega-douche-baggy.
Real citation: "But I mean, if that's really the only thing she could have done in that situation, I can deal with it. At least she didn't go full douche and aim for the head. As long as she wasn't aiming to kill, cuz that would have been a bit extreme, don't you think?"
(smart veronica, "2-24: "The Dearly Beloved" 2005.05.19," May 19, 2005, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3127068&view=findpost&p=2988834)
Made-up citation: “The most important rule of teaching is: ‘Never go full douche.’ Students deserve only a partial douche, if that.”