Wednesday, June 15, 2005


adj. Done with one hand on the Bible and one brain in a jar.

Real citation: "Dear Aunt Martha,
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Bible-believingly yours,Victory (in Jesus!)"

Made-up citation: “As the well-dressed stranger creepily and bible-believingly smiled at me, I regretted lending my chainsaw AND scythe to Melinda for the weekend.”

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