Friday, June 24, 2005

ball-suckitude

noun. Literal or metaphorical testicular vacuum-like love.

Related terms: suckitude, non-suckitude, ass-suckitude, Fortress of Suckitude.

Real citation: "We were supposed to play a basement with this band but had to cancel. My girlfriend's band played and said they sucked the balls. Then she played with them again......and held firm on the ball-suckitude stance."
(July 5, 2004, http://www.punknews.com/article.aspx?id=49025750-07d1-40dc-bcf9-f10914fda35e)

Made-up citation: “I was pleased that the last Star Wars movie didn’t suck donkey balls. The ball-suckitude was only at the level of a squirrel. Or maybe a wombat.”

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