leprechaun-licking

present participle. When little green Irish people are getting a proper tongue-bath, this word is appropriate.

Real citation: "God I can't stand you, you moronic little midget molesting Leprechaun licking ALF LOVER!!!!"
(HuzzahMan3000, April 5, 2002, http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.php/1/5/247/32125/6?)

Made-up citation: “If a leprechaun-licking loony loved a Lithuanian-lubing leper, how many llamas could Lois Lane lick?”