crapfestacular

noun. A crappy, festering spectacular.

Real citation: "Yeah, ditto. Ever posted on PlanetSocks.com? Well, if you check it out you'll understand what I mean when I say that Lost was the first show in a long time that made me want to watch TV for more than just being able to catch the latest reality-TV crapfestaculars to make fun of their ridiculousness online..."
(butroden, "1-24: "Exodus Part Two" 2005.05.25," May 27, 2005, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3127277&view=findpost&p=3031867)

Made-up citation: “Generally speaking, words such as ‘crapfestacular’ and ‘robo-mommy’ should be avoided when composing wedding invitations and obituaries, though exceptions are inevitable.”