de-'throom

verb. To remove something (like a doofus or sink) from a bathroom.

Real citation: "2:04 a.m. A stranger with bandaged wrists was reported blacked out in the bathroom of an L.K. Wood Boulevard home, and rarely is that a positive development. He was de-'throomed and taken to the hospital."
(Kevin L. Hoover, "Latex lover gets spitty-snitty over porn pavilion etiquette advisory," The Arcata Eye, http://www.arcataeye.com/police/031505police.shtml)

Made-up citation: “I’ve been dethroned, de’throomed, excommunicated, and deported, but at least I've never been shitcanned, scumbagged, ratfucked, or pooh-poohed.”