Tuesday, June 21, 2005

mom-burban

adj. Motherly and suburbanly, all in one barf-worthy package.

Real citation: "Yeah, so anyway, Sark's speeding around listening to Looziana hippie music. Syd makes an appearance, speeding up next to him in her humongous 4x4. The hell? Sark gets a zippy little Mercedes convertible with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt, and Syd gets a mom-burban car complete with kiddie seats? She can't have a fucking Infiniti or something?"
(Erin, "The Passage, Part One," page 1, Television Without Pity, http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/story.cgi?show=75&story=4267&limit=&sort=)

Made-up citation: “On Mother’s Day, many merry mom-burban motherfuckers make meatloaf and macaroni marvelously. Mmm…mildew.”

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