Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Operation Fucking Disaster

noun. This is either the state of my life or the war in Iraq.

Real citation: "12. Paul Wolfowitz
Crimes: The mastermind behind our war plan in Iraq, also known as “Operation Fucking Disaster.” Wanted to skip Afghanistan altogether and get right on with the intractable quagmire phase of his anti-terror plan. So far up Israel’s ass he can taste the kugel."
("The Beast 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2004, http://www.buffalobeast.com/66/50mostLoathsome2004.htm)

Made-up citation: “Commander Cuckoo-Bananas led us into Operation Fucking Disaster. I don’t know what else to say.”

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