noun. A bouquet—or perhaps a hoopy-doopy—of life-and-limb-lacerating violence.
Real citation: "The brutal maim-fest between CM and Rubious had been going on for some time now, and both seemed oblivious to the fact that there were numerous other posts occuring in the castle...."
(Samurai824, April 4, 1998, http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.fan.sailor-moon/msg/39ba76526d5ff4d4)
Made-up citation: “My quest for vengeance will inevitably culminate in a smackdown, a bloodbath, a maim-fest, or a lawnmower accident.”