noun. A quiet sage with a popular specialty, even in this economy.
Real citation: "Didn't there used to be some dude on FGI that would comprehend Aske posts and translate them for the rest of us to understand? Some sort of Asshat Whisperer."
(April 4, 2008, Golfhos, http://www.golfhos.com/topic-7418.html)
Made-up citation: "Excuse me, can you put me through to the asshat whisperer? No, it's not for me! I am an assheadface, thank you very much."