noun. Worse than nano-phlegm. Better than monstro-phlegm. Better than robo-phlegm too.
Real citation: "Dude better give up smoking. He must cough up the most awesome rubber balls of turbo phlegm every morning."
(Sept. 8, 2008, Sidewalk Skateboarding Forum, http://forums.sidewalkmag.com/showthread.php?p=506859)
Made-up citation: "To prevent the swine flu from infesting my household, I am taking two precautions: 1) no more turbo-phlegm casseroles and 2) henceforth, all conjugal relations with barnyard animals will be carefully monitored by the proper authorities. Just trying to do my part."