Real citation: "fear factor seems to have a large number of boobistically enhanced women as contestants"
(March 23, 2003, Show the Crackhead some LOVE!!, http://crackheadred.diaryland.com/030323_11.html)
Made-up citation: "We live in a boobistically focused society. We cannot change this, so we might as well make the most of it--by adding perky hoo-has to the Washington Monument."