adj. Heavenly--just heavenly--for your ass.
Real citation: "Also, some library books have free patterns (like Sewing Lingerie That Fits has camisol and slip patterns as well as info on how to draft your own snug-non-wedgie-giving-full-coverage sassy underpants)."
Made-up citation: "I agree with Obama's health care plan, except for the snug-non-wedgie-giving-full-coverage provisions. My butthole is picky."