un-crazifying

verb. A difficult process I prefer to circumvent using the exorcism tongs and neuro-spork.

Real citation: "I doubt we’re actually going to feast while un-crazifying me, but I think we should aim for a therapeutic smörgåsbord."
(April 1, 2008, Drunkenatheist, http://drunkenatheist.com/2008/04/01/adventures-in-therapy/)

Made-up citation: "If I had an un-crazifying helmet, I'd add sleeves to it, because a helmet with sleeves would be swanky."