adj. Definitely less than a metric bippy-load.
Real citation: "semi-non-normous list of stuff..."
(April 2, 2008, invisionLimits, http://ilimits.ipbfree.com/lofiversion/topic158/)
Made-up citation: "I have a semi-non-normous list of talents... That word just makes me feel better about myself than 'diddly-poo' and 'zilcharoonie,' which were harshing my resume's mellow."