turdocaust

noun. Pooageddon time again.

Real citation: "We can only imagine that the combination of college football’s two fecal superpowers–one mythic, one documented–could result in a turdocaust of rogue wave proportions."
(Oct. 24, 2007, EDSBS, http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/category/pudding/)

Made-up citation: "There's a big difference between a turd and a turdocaust. How do I make the determination, far from the resources of the Batcave? Well, a turdocaust is on me in some fashion, perhaps like a cheap suit. A turd is on you in some manner, perhaps like an Easter bonnet."