info-ness-ish-esque-whatever

noun. Mmm... Sweet info-whatsits! I feel sorta kinda informed, yet not really.

Real citation: "I'll try to put some more info-ness-ish-esque-whatever later. Peace"
(Feb. 9, 2009, Of the sea...(blub), http://mandyofthesea.blogspot.com/2009/02/must-update.html)

Made-up citation: "I'm happy to provide the authorities with copious amounts of info-ness-ish-esque-whatever, but I don't know anything about organ-harvesting or bounty-hunting. I am just a poor polar-bear trainer! Haven't I suffered enough?"