Thursday, April 09, 2009


noun. Only deep in the depths of a code-4 douchenozzle can this quality be plumbed.

Real citation: "And you are a veritable cornucopia of asshattery and douchenozzlitude."
(Oct. 10, 2008, Chiefs Planet,

Made-up citation: "In the divorce papers, my wife cited douchenozzlitude and my pets as dealbreakers. But I cannot change! And I will not give up Earl, Betty, Barney, Cujo, Frank, Alf, and Bonzo, the meerkats who keep me warm in these dark nights of the soul."

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