noun. Only deep in the depths of a code-4 douchenozzle can this quality be plumbed.
Real citation: "And you are a veritable cornucopia of asshattery and douchenozzlitude."
(Oct. 10, 2008, Chiefs Planet, http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5095741)
Made-up citation: "In the divorce papers, my wife cited douchenozzlitude and my pets as dealbreakers. But I cannot change! And I will not give up Earl, Betty, Barney, Cujo, Frank, Alf, and Bonzo, the meerkats who keep me warm in these dark nights of the soul."