adj. Children are the something! Teach the house apes well.
Real citation: "Now, I’m not a huge fan of “won’t someone please think of the chiiiiiiiilllldrruuuuun?” paranoia and other pro-crotchfruit propaganda, but let’s think this through for a minute."
(Nov. 24, 2006, Blunt Object, http://bluntobject.wordpress.com/2006/11/24/british-airways-protects-the-children/)
Made-up citation: "Wow, this is a very pro-crotchfruit neighborhood... Strollers everywhere... Store-owners dressed as giant rodents... Free binkies on demand... It's perfect. Time to get out, sweetie! This is your new home. Mommy and Daddy are taking a vacation for forever."