noun. A mix of an asshole, a shithead, and a fuckface--minus a shitfuckhole, of course.
Related terms: fuckheadface, shitheadface.
Real citation: "Hey assheadface, hope everything is alright, I'm still recovering from all the chocolate ice cream and the fancy egg aroma. Lates."
(Sept. 8, 2006, http://126.96.36.199/search?q=cache:GbDDCYYrYHwJ:profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendid%3D86547455+assheadface&hl=en&amp;ct=clnk&cd=2&gl=us)
Made-up citation: "Men are likelier than women to be assheadfaces, according to cutting-edge research at a local university."