Saturday, April 18, 2009


noun. Old people taking pictures, probably with a soul jar and a can opener.

Real citation: "I think we need a new type of celebrity photog. We have paparazzi, stalkerazzi, glitterazzi. I am in favor of having some geezer-azzis. Today my At Work Friend and I were talking about how we don't actually buy as much Us Weekly, People and the like because the subjects are usually younger than us. I'm sorry, but they have gotten all High-School-Musical on us, and I just don't like it."
(July 15, 2008, Lipstick at the Mailbox,

Made-up citation: "The worst part of living in a nursing home is the geezer-azzi... Second worst is that JFK and Elvis aren't here, like in this movie."

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