noun. Look deep into the eyes of Satan. This ye shall find. Also, doesn't he have pretty eyes?
Real citation: "Unshaven-ness is next to Godliness.
Clean shaven-ness is next to Sataniness."
(Aug. 17, 2008, Jolt Forums, http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=563327&page=2)
Made-up citation: "I asked Mom about the secret ingredient in her coffee cake. 'Sataniness,' she said with a cackle, before turning into an eight-headed snake monster. Goddamn it, I thought it was cinnamon."