Real citation: "Using Delay to do his dirty work took a lot of chutzpah, though. Consider that the Republican House leader called the recent antigay remarks by Sen. Santorum 'courageous' and has long fought against federal laws to protect gays from discrimination. Here's a guy who doesn't believe in the separation of church and state, lets fat-cat lobbyists write important legislation, serves as a frontman for the gambling industry, was once Enron's best friend, and waged a successful crusade to allow slave-labor practices to continue in the Northern Mariana Islands. That's not just despicable -- it's despicalicious."
(June 5, 2003, Bob Norman, Broward/Palm Beach News, http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/2003-06-05/news/out-with-the-truth-the-epilogue/)
Made-up citation: "My most despicalicious act can't be revealed to the world in a blog... Let's just say organ harvesting and homemade peanut butter are two passions that shouldn't be mixed."