Monday, March 10, 2008


noun. Even the infallible can get an upgrade.

Real citation: “Ah, the rapture as the holy vehicle rolls right off the stage onto the heads of a rock concert crowd or the ecstasy as he’s supported by thousands of orange-clad political demonstrators. Imagine the drama of the turbo-pope surfing a Mexican wave around the banked turns of a full football stadium.”
(May 23, 2005, Halfbakery,

Made-up citation: "Buy Turbo-pope brand pontiffs. They feature a crunchy texture, not too sweet, with natural flavors from real fruit and nuts."

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