congressjackass

noun. A term considered offensive to jackasses.

Real citation: “Not at all surprised over this impeachment as my own congressjackass Robert Wexler keeps agitating for impeachment too. I think the large NY snowbird population contributes to it. And of course out taxes pay for the franking privileges of this purely political camel dung.”
(Dec. 29, 2007, Michelle Malkin, http://michellemalkin.com/2007/12/29/impeachment-watch-extreme-bds-in-vermont/)

Made-up citation: “When choosing between a congressjackass and a congressrodent, don’t forget to reload.”