Sunday, March 16, 2008


noun. Ew. In fact, mega-ew. While you’re at it, gag me with a nuclear catastrophe.

Real citation: “At dinner, eat an enormous and unusual amount of sourdough bread, or any other thick, moist bread that can be churned into a heavy gastric paste among the confines of your nether-testines.”
(Dec. 6, 2007,

Made-up citation: “I love you, Michelle. I cherish you from my hair gel down to my nether-testines. Why are you running away?”

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