Satanitude

noun. A quality found in, and admired by, politicians and hellhounds.

Real citation: “And worse, they forget to acknowledge the evil Satanitude of Barry Manilow and Rod Stewart!"
(Aug. 16, 2007, http://www.agonybooth.com/forum/Topic_LoFi.aspx?TOPIC_ID=6653)

Made-up citation: "If we could only kidnap Hillary and Obama, and strap them to tables, and look deep into their eyes, and test their spinal fluid for levels of Satanitude, we'd be arrested."