Tuesday, March 25, 2008


adj. Fortified with good ol’ American steel and brand new terrifying nanoblahblah.

Real citation: “So, while the original version packed a punch, will this re-bionicized Jaime Sommers be more of a sucker punch to viewers?
(M.J. Hamada, “Bionic Women, Now and Then,” Sept. 27, 2007, BrooWaha Los Angeles, http://losangeles.broowaha.com/article.php?id=2363&do=thxvote)

Made-up citation: “I’ve lost twenty pounds, toned my abs, re-bionicized my buttocks, deforested my man region, sold a kidney, and grown a new thumb on my face. I’m ready to love again!”

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